#36 Mustache

Today I shaved my goatee down to a mustache. No more than a minute later the phone rang, it was Tom Selleck, and all he said was "Welcome to living." Things immediately began to change, my ride to work was faster, a police officer told me to "go ahead and jaywalk, he wouldn't say anything" and people seemed to smile a little more. At the end of the day I pondered life with a mustache and I thought maybe today I made just a little bit of a difference in the world.